I'm Not Doing A Discourse But...

Really, I'm not!

I'm not doing a discourse but...what’s with the sudden uptick in white people with tooth gems? Is this not grills-adjacent? Or??????

I'm not doing a discourse but...why do people like Tate McRae?

I'm not doing a discourse but...why can’t some of you accept that just because your sexuality is fluid, and we can/should embrace a spectrum of sexualities, if a lesbian says they are a lesbian, shut the FUCK UP ABOUT IT. They are a LESBIAN.

I'm not doing a discourse but...I miss early aughts teen tv sometimes!

I'm not doing a discourse but...you’re weird if you don’t think that Sydney Sweeney ad was fucking weird.

I'm not doing a discourse but...”mid-size” has no purpose but to fuel fatphobia.

I'm not doing a discourse but...sometimes I like a weekly episode drop.

I'm not doing a discourse but...Law Roach is right to say those things on Project Runway.

I'm not doing a discourse but...at first I didn’t think the whole Cutting Room Floor salary debacle was that bit of a deal but then….yeah.

I'm not doing a discourse but...I agree that these celebrity podcast “interviews” are not, in fact, interviews.

I'm not doing a discourse but...I don’t want TikTokers at red carpets if they are going to be annoying about it.

I'm not doing a discourse but…if I were one of the people that inspired “hope ur ok” I’d be like: leave me out of this, Olivia!

I'm not doing a discourse but...why do they separate the Creative Arts Emmys? It feels very “these aren’t as important”.

I'm not doing a discourse but...I don’t believe the Superman movie is as radical as people are trying to say it is. James Gunn is not your comrade.

I'm not doing a discourse but...these “content creators” who think they own every public space need to be stopped. Put the camera down.

I'm not doing a discourse but…we live in a society!!

I'm not doing a discourse but...if you list a Woody Allen in your Letterboxd Top 4 interview, I think you’re a loser.

I'm not doing a discourse but...I think Sabrina Carpenter’s horny music is funny. One of the top 5 heteros in music.

I'm not doing a discourse but…the enemy of my friend is my enemy, why do some people wanna sit at a table where their loved one isn’t welcome?

I'm not doing a discourse but...BookTok is a scary cult.

I'm not doing a discourse but...you can never convince to read A Little Life.

I'm not doing a discourse but...maybe The Bear should move to the drama category? Succession was funny too and it cleaned up!!

I'm not doing a discourse but...what happened to discernment?

I'm not doing a discourse but...I think the outside portion of Evita looks cool.

I'm not doing a discourse but...I also think Rachel Zegler should be allowed to punch somebody.

I'm not doing a discourse but...why is your dog off-leash in the city?

I'm not doing a discourse but...when is Cat Burns going to win a Grammy?

I'm not doing a discourse but...it still freaks me out when people post their children on public social media platforms.

I'm not doing a discourse but...the way Cardi B treated Samyra was loser behaviour.

I'm not doing a discourse but...enough time has passed: really, Phoebe, Bo Burnham?

I'm not doing a discourse but…you never have to forgive or forget.

I'm not doing a discourse but…Troian Bellisario would’ve been a great Mary in Sinners.

I'm not doing a discourse but…why doesn’t anybody wanna impress Jodi Foster anymore, if you know what I mean?

I'm not doing a discourse but…Winston becoming a cop in New Girl was stupid.

I'm not doing a discourse but...sometimes I miss Twitter.

I'm not doing a discourse but…I really do want to know who the donor of Mindy Kaling’s babies is even though it could not possibly be any less my business.

I'm not doing a discourse but…Drew Afualo driving a Tesla and being Team Jeremiah?????? Hmmm…

I'm not doing a discourse but...something about Brittany Broski irritates me.

I'm not doing a discourse but…actually you do owe something to the people around you.

I'm not doing a discourse but…Mary Crosby is made for reality TV even if she might be a cult leader.

I'm not doing a discourse but…being a Swiftie should be in the DSM-5.

I'm not doing a discourse but…I blame The Academy for Angela Bassett taking a role in that 911 show.

I'm not doing a discourse but…AAVE is not “Gen Z Slang”.

I'm not doing a discourse but…I simply cannot cope with the “you actually don’t need to wash your hair that often” crowd. I can see your greasy tendrils and the cake of dry shampoo spray. You do not have the hair that can live like this, Jessica.

I'm not doing a discourse but...I still think about the reactions to the Will Smith slap. Really, “he could’ve died”???

I'm not doing a discourse but…I still fucking hate Tom Cruise.

I'm not doing a discourse but...Substack is, in fact, social media.

I'm not doing a discourse but…there’s a different between being nice and being kind.

I'm not doing a discourse but...Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

I'm not doing a discourse but…we need to get outside and touch grass. Why do I know all of this internet nonsense?

I'm not doing a discourse but…really, I’m not!